Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I didn't know what to say so I'll say it here

I didn't know what to say so I'll say it here:

The aliens are fucking shit up some where on a planet we don't even have a name for yet. 

The aliens don't have time to fuck shit up on earth.

"We'll leave earth fucking to the humans" an alien thinks out loud.

All of the other aliens nod in agreement.

I smoke cigarettes and drink beer, I am pissing in a field somewhere.

I look at the sky, I look at you, I prefer you to the moon and stars, really I do.

If aliens invaded the earth I would tell them to fuck off and die.

They probably wouldn't understand me.

I'd say there's a girl I like and I'd point at my chest and they would understand.

Love is universal or something 

Your worth is universal.

I'd kick all the alien ass I'd have to just to hold your human hand. 

Really I would and I try to tell you this but I can't

I mumble the words and say forget it, it's nothing when you say you can't understand me, and I run away and you just keep on keeping on as if nothing ever happened.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

I could give up porn for you (Bruce fucking Willis)

I could give up porn for you...

I want to spoon you as if you were the last bit of peanut butter at the end of the jar, nibble on your earlobe and let you beg me for more. 

Woah being sexy is not my area of expertise 

I want to wear you like a candy bar wears its wrapper 

Do stuff to my body

I want to wake up in your bathtub

There are a million things to watch on Netflix

Come watch them with me

I will wipe up every dead ant that invades the privacy of your car

I will kill every ninja that tries to assassinate you

And if you die, I will play your favorite drake song at your funeral

I don't give a fuck

Finna kiss you so hard you'll feel me on your lips for the rest of your life

Fuck every lover before and after, I want to be your right now

Lets watch Bruce Willis kill Russians together

Die hard in the backseat of a cab

Hold my hand right now

The loneliest feelings creep in when I whisper I want you into a cell phone

I could give up porn for you, I mean it.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

banana peppers

The happiest moments of my life all involve sandwiches

I am eating till everything taste good

The bitter memories and the salt in my wounds

The hunger makes me apathetic

you kick my head then rub my stomach

I am better when I am lonely

I thrive on the taste of the curb

Hold my hand you might tell me

and I wont because I don't feel like it

when my bed is empty

your hand is the only thing I miss