Vomitingwinter:

I want to open your legs and spray them with hot glue

******:
That's not really erotic but I appreciate the effort

Vomitingwinter:
Fuck I tried so hard, idk I am an asexual male

******:
maybe you just put in too much thought into this stuff?

 Vomitingwinter:
i over think everything idk, i should just shoot myself. I will write a suicide note on ms word.

******:
What will you write?

Vomitingwinter
I am a socially fucked 21 year old virgin. My penis is the size of an egg roll, can't cope

******:
I like egg rolls.

Vomitingwinter
Egg rolls are good, I guess. But egg rolls aren't sexually stimulating.

******:
They could be, if applied correctly

Vomitingwinter:
What does that even mean?

******:
I don't know I was just trying to... something.

Vomitingwinter:
I give up 0_0!!!!!! i'll be on later or something

 ******:
k, bye =(