Try harder

My friend tells me she just wishes she could die
And I can't help but think about a Wikipedia entry
I read three days ago about someone younger and
Way more successful than me.

A year ago I gave up weed for cigarettes. Traded jail
Time for tooth decay, bad breath and cancer.

We talked about babies. I said I'd only consider having
One if I could name it Bruce Willis jr, you kissed me and
I interpreted that as "no dice, baby"

I search Internet porn sites and type in the name of
Various foods. I will never look at donuts the same.

When my mother passed away, I thought about your legs
At the funeral, thighs begging to be bitten, and how beautiful
You could look in the morning, when tired was the only
Expression you could muster.

I tell my friend "it gets better" and tell myself that tomorrow
I will build myself a new heart out of cotton candy and
Starburst.

I write a note to myself and stick it to my bathroom mirror, it reads
"Try harder"

Yume

In my dreams the kit kat bar gets 

gagged And pleasured to death by the purple tentacles.

The girl with the pink hair just collects sea

Shells to sell on eBay. 

The ninja just gets drunk  On sake and frustrated by the lack of sex in his

Life. 

When the koga clan arrive they play beer pong With lupin the third, and smoke weed till the sun Comes out.

In my dreams I am a paper air plane built by a boy With way too much time on his hands, he bites his Nails till they bleed and day dreams about a time when he wjll Never have to live vicariously through his day Dreams.

Translation:

I am watching anime on a small screen and all I want to Do is punch through every wall I have to till I can fall asleep

In whatever bed/mattress/couch/floor it is that you inhabit